Forum Game: Corrupt A Wish

Hey guys, Ian here and I hope this will spark some more activity on the forums. This game was taken from another server I am known quite well on and am fond of. Anyway, this is how it goes: Someone wishes and your job is to change the wish to make wish they hadn't wished for that. Here's an example:
"I wish IanTheEpic liked cake!"
The Corrupter, or the next poster if you will responds:
"But then Mijhead turns Ian into a cake!"
Here, I'll start:
I wish I had a Ferrari!

IanTheEpic wrote:

Hey guys, Ian here and I hope this will spark some more activity on the forums. This game was taken from another server I am known quite well on and am fond of. Anyway, this is how it goes: Someone wishes and your job is to change the wish to make wish they hadn't wished for that. Here's an example:
"I wish IanTheEpic liked cake!"
The Corrupter, or the next poster if you will responds:
"But then Mijhead turns Ian into a cake!"
Here, I'll start:
I wish I had a Ferrari!

Ian gets his ass ran over when he forgets to put the ferrari in park.
I wish people would stop asking for OP and PISSING ME OFF.

But no one gives a shit
I wish slaan didnt ramble on about masturbation